Campaign For New Mount Rushmore Begins

For sometime now, proposed alterations to the Mount Rushmore National Memorial have predicated much clandestine deliberation amongst some of our most revered leaders. These human institutions include the likes of the late Martin Luther King Jr, the late President John F. Kennedy, John D. Rockefeller, Mother Theresa, Tripodious Maximus (informally called Tripod by his colleagues), Muhatma Ghandi (a great tomb-builder), Gary credit-less Coleman, Ralph Nader. National pollsters agree the most likely nomination remains Tripodius Maximus. Tripod identifies support from multiple diversified & economically upscale factions. One group, the rappers & gangsters circuit, call him 3LD (3 legged dog)-their representative stated Tripod to be the same terror presently wanted by the DEA for questioning. The Teamsters union (chapter 182) past-president (Ga Avedovech) confirmed there remains steadfast, solid support within the union. . MADD (Mothers altering Divorce Decrees) confirmed they have offered the 2006 M.C. position for their annual fundraiser to Tripod for the fourth consecutive year. Tripods spokesman, Mr. Doggy-Dog, warned this physically challenged canines outlandish notoriety may spark controversy in suburbs throughout the land. Re-configuring Mount Rushmore to include the bust of Tripod symbolizes world acceptance and tolerance. When a highly popular, three legged Jack Russell Terrier (cursed with a temper of fire) joins the likes of Abe Lincoln et al, it will surely be a win for all Americans & the world. When park ranger, Sam Piace, was asked what he thought, he exclaimed: It is the will of the people, then quickly summoned park security to supervise our exits. Tripod, fluent in five languages, is presumed to be vacationing at the Familys chalet in Lugano, Switzerland. Mr. Doggy-Dog represented the adolescent canine will accept this honor with humility.

Tripods Actions Questioned By The Academy

Tripod was first to arrive at the After Party for the Oscars and strangely enough, he was the last to leave. It has been inferred that he ditched his date Nicole Kidman because she was hogging all of the press and taking away the spotlight. Tripod was seen solo at the party where he campaigned hard and early for next years nominations. He vowed he will not be snubbed again another year. Time will tell.

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